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Speaking of Poop…
Posted by Tom in Blood is Thicker then water cooling, Cameras are good, Damn Cardinals, Semi-Compeitive Blogging, WTF? on November 25, 2009
I got this picture in a happy thanksgiving email… and immediately I thought of Eve (the woman not the game)…
I have no idea why I would think such a thing
At any rate have a good Thanksgiving all… hopefully it won’t be to terribly poop filled!
Itinerary for the next two weeks….
Posted by Tom in Blood is Thicker then water cooling, Damn Cardinals on October 9, 2009
Sunday…. Watch Cardinals Game….
Monday – Wed…. Setup mobile man cave
Thurs – thru following Thurs…. Hunt Elk
Saturday… Octoberfest
Sunday….. Watch Cardinals.
I don’t know if vacations get any better then that!
Not to pull your halo down…. or talk you to the ground….
Posted by Tom in Blood is Thicker then water cooling, friends on March 2, 2009
I hate the first two weeks in Feburary, it’s just a crappy time across the board.
Mean while I have nothing but good mojo for the first two weeks in March, mainly because the weather turns consitently good, but not hot. It’s the perfect time of year to live in Arizona, until summer arrives and find myself hibernating indoors from June until sometime in late September.
So I guess at somepoint someone said you can pick your friends your stuck with your family? Really that is news to me! I guess I’ve always lumped the two groups together for better or worse they are the same in my book… which really makes the holidays kind of a pain in the ass. If that is my biggest complaint though I guess I don’t have much to complain about.
3 More to go….
Posted by Tom in beer flavored, Blood is Thicker then water cooling, musings of a back porch on February 29, 2008
So Christmas was a while back and as is tradition in the Kern household we gave each other gifts… Parent’s get the kids junk, kids get the parents junk, and the cycle perpetuates itself. This year was a little bit different as the junk count was down, but the at the time percived awesomeness factor was up.
My little brother got me a ice chest filled with Coors, now the gift was the ice chest but he couldn’t give it to me empty so he gave it to me with a 30 pack of Coors in it. With each CAN being lovingly wrapped by himself and his assistant.
Did I mention there were a few that were double wrapped? No? They were….
So for the better part of the last 2 months I have had all of this damn beer in my fridge slowly working my way through it. Because as we all know I like fat tire and Guinness, in a pinch or when I’m on call I will drink Coors.
Why not throw it out? Well first off it was a gift that is just rude, and second you don’t throw out or cook with beer (except keystone it’s ok to cook w/ keystone just replace all water wth beer). So I’ve been “suffering” through getting all of this damn beer drunk.
I’m down to my last three and two of them will be gone in the next hour and after that I only have one more to go.
Finally….
And what did I do to extract revenge on my brother? I bought him “Call of Duty4″ for his birthday. He gives me coors, I give him something that will suck the social life out of him. I’m just evil like that.
Happy leap day!
Don’t you trip like I do?
Posted by Tom in Blood is Thicker then water cooling, friends on January 2, 2008
You know I really need to do something about all of this crap on my floors and all of the tripping that then follows the crap around. It’s bad enough I’m tripping lord forbid the roomba trip over itself…
Oh yeah I got what could only be called two of the most throughly awesome xmas gifts one being a 30 pack of Coors light (individually wrapped (thanks Scott)) and a Roomba (Thanks Grandpa, people are going to have to work hard to top that gift) The roomba is a awesome little piece of technology while it does not replace traditional cleaning it makes the time between cleanings a little less dirty. I’ve actually been very surprised at how well it works, and it has a 5 pin serial port so we all know what that means… roombas with chain guns and rockets.
I may have to put a lift kit and beer cooler on the thing to just to complete the redneck motif.
Oh and I need to find a Tony Stewart bumper sticker for the roomba too!
Hopefully everyone had a quiet and pregnant new year where no streaking or feats of mass quantities of alcohol were consumed… Hell I was just happy that I didn’t spend this year curled up in a ball sick like I have 3 of the last 4 years. I did break with one tradition this year and watch Dick Clark on ABC… uh yeah… he’s going on the top of my death pool this year or at the very least most likely to end up cryogenically frozen in Scottsdale.
What does 2008 hold in store? Who knows thats why linear time is so cool! My only hope is that 2008 holds more quality strippers then 2007 did (for the record the # of quality strippers in 2007 was 8 one night in April)
And world peace… but honestly I would just be happy with more strippers.
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