You know I must be getting old when I’ve been meaning to write about this Springs sojourn out to NASCAR for 4 days and keep putting it off because….
I haven’t recovered yet!
Well not exactly anymore, I’m recovered (finally) it just took 6 days more then I expected it to I don’t think it has anything to do with the 2 thirty packs of Coors light…. though I’ve been wrong about this kind of thing before.
Anyway it was the ususal debauchery…. Cars turning left, mullets in full bloom, rednecks were out in full force. Oh and top it all off I lost my cell phone…
I know I know…
Let me start at the beginning… so there we were watching the grocery cart races which had devolved into putting people into 55 gallon drums and rolling them down the hill (You won if you made it 10 seconds inside and didn’t puke). The sheriff’s office finally rolled in and put a end to the barrel rolling the grocery carts mysteriously disappeared…. Anyway Greg, Dan, Allan and I say “Hey it’s only 11 lets grab a couple of beers and see whats going on out there” So we all grab a couple of beers and go on “Safari”.
So we wander the wilderness of campers that is Nascar in the spring and alot of people have turned in for the night but in every row you find a group that is still going at it. One of these groups has two travel trailers parked together with a white sheet up on the side of the trailer displaying Karaoke! So of course we pull in there and are welcomed with open arms and cold beer (good thing since we were all about out). We sing… actually Dan and Allan sing… I hang back drink beer and enjoy the crowd.
So now at this point I’ve had more then “my fair share” of beer and we all know what happens when I have to much to drink… nothing good. And up walks so redneck chic in her Dale Jr. shirt talking about how great her driver was. Now I’m standing there listening to this in my Tony Stewart hat (who incidentally came in 2nd that day and not 31st like Mr. Jr.) and I’m listening to all of this and I star to analyze it and say “bullshit” not in my head but out loud. I now have the drunk redneck chic’s attention and not in a way that I wanted… I don’t remember how I got out of it but I’m told that it was a very intense 3 minute conversation with this woman and I was also told “If she had started to kick your ass you would have been on your own brother”. I can’t fault anyone there.
So we hang for another bit and start to wander back to camp it’s at this point that I realize that I’ve lost my phone… so we wander back to camp karaoke and no one’s seen it but we look around no luck. So I call into Verizon and flag the phone as lost. We get back to camp a little after 3. Later that morning at 7 I wake up and head back to camp karaoke to look in the day light, yep still no phone. We break Nascar camp and head home.
Next day I walk into my friendly Verizon store and purchase a new Blackberry Storm. it’s not the one I was after but I will give it a try. And as I’m setting up the email on the thing I have a new message… it’s a email asking if I’m missing a phone…. Is it a blackberry pearl with a big scratch on the side of the screen?…. sure is.
Damn…
It’s Saturday before the guy who found it and I hook up, but I get the phone back a little bit more cosmetic damage on it then before. But seems to be functional, well except for the SD card that is missing but that is a small price to pay (and there were no pictures on that card that I didn’t have backed up to Flickr or Facebook if I wanted them that bad).
So the moral of this story?
Don’t go on Safari with a phone in a holster have it your pocket!
Also the Storm with the 4.7.132 OS rocks.