So in a effort to actually get some good community service out of this here blog I now provide as another free service “movie watcher”! I watch the movies and mostly protect you from them….
Speed Racer… Every wonder what would happen if a Saturday morning cartoon from the 60’s was drugged by the guys who completely screwed up the Matrix? Wonder no more! It’s seizure inducing fun! (If you are prone to seizures do to lots of bright shiny colors avoid this movie)
Verdict….. Pass (but you knew that already)
Appaloosa… New timey actors meet old timey Clint Eastwood western…… nothing good happens….
Verdict…. Pass (unless you like watching Renee Zeiwelger really mess things up for no good reason)
The X-Files: I want to believe…. See Mulder and Scully 8 years after their FBI carreers went down in what could only be described as a strange and convulsed path….
Verdict…. Watchable, no aliens to be found just one messed up murderish mystery.