Oh man…. there is just something so wrong about a beer buzz from Miller Lite.
It’s not just wrong it’s actually unholy.
Very unholy.
I think the only thing more unholy then a Milwaukee’s Beast beer buzz is possibly the Cardnials winning the super bowl and possibly that Britney Spears hasn’t posed nude in Playboy yet. It’s gotta be a matter of time. It’s just got to be.
At this point I will settle for Pink.