Bored…

Just because I can use my blog for evil… stop now if you don’t care about senseless drivel.

1.Your Full Name: Next Question

2. Age: Next Question

3. Single or Taken: Next Question

4. Favorite Movie: Next Question

5. Favorite Song: Next Question

6. Favorite Band/Artist: Next Question

7. Dirty or Clean: Next Question

8. Tattoos and/or Piercings: Next Question

HERE COMES THE FUN … … …

1. Do we know each other outside of myspace? Next Question

2. Whats your philosophy on life?Next Question

3. Would you have my back in a fight? Next Question

4. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest? Next Question

5. What is your favorite memory of us? Next Question

6. Would you give me a kidney? No

7. Tell me one odd/intresting fact about you: Next Question

8. Would you take care of me when I’m sick? Next Question

9. Can we get together and make a cake? Next Question

10. Have you heard any rumors of me lately? Next Question

11. Do you/have you talk(ed) crap about me? Next Question

12. Do you think I’m a good person? Next Question

13. Would you drive across country with me? Next Question

14. Do you think I’m attractive? Next Question

15. If you could change anything about me, would you? Next Question

16. What do you wear to sleep? Next Question

17. Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? Next Question

18. Would you go on a date with me if i asked you? Next Question

19. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together? Next Question

20. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? Next Question

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Yep I’m an open book… I’m a open book like Drew Rosenhaus is a “great communicator”

You can supersize for $99 more!

So a while back I talked about how my work gave everyone a free Costco Membership…

Well after several trips to Costco I have my musings about Costco…

Not everything needs to be in bulk… if you need to buy the 500 tablet bottle of Advil everytime you go to Costco… you should probally see a doctor or the Betty Ford clinic. Another great example is you can buy Condoms in bulk… OK if your going through that many condoms you need to…

1. Learn to keep it in your pants… seriously you have to be a walking VD

2. Cut down on the number of Ho’s you have…. 4 to 7 Ho’s to a pimp should be sufficent.

3. Get into porn if you like to fuck that much you might as well get paid to do it… and they supply the condoms

Come on folks A.j. won a year supply of condoms a while back and he got like 200 shit he was passing them out like candy…

OK yeah not a good thought their…

Muffins… Jumbo Muffins… Jumbo bulk muffins… OK pick either Jumbo or Bulk they can’t be both Jumbo or Bulk their is a reason why the waistband of america is expanding and it’s not the fine folks at Krispy Kreme.

Beer why can I only buy beer in a 24 pack? WARM?? If milk can be kept warm and bread can be fresh is it to much to ask that the beer be oh I don’t know COLD!

Ok that is enough of my musings I need to find some place to stash my 300 pack of toliet paper.

If your not into Linux don’t read this….

Wow… so I went to do a yum update on my Linux box which is currently running Cent OS 4.3 and it’s automagically upgrading to Cent OS 4.4!

Now I know this might not seem like a big deal to you but to me that is rather cool!

No CD to download just yum it and away you go.

So far my biggest complaint about CentOS is that there isn’t alot of stuff in their yum repo’s as compared to suse or fedora. But it does everything that I want it to do which is be my Linux server. OH and certain programs that are written for Linux I can’t seem to find dependicies that work… you know little things like PYTHON!

Speaking of which I haven’t talked about Linux in a while and my screwing around with Linux at home is finally starting to pay off in the work place (And Adam thought that is would never lead to anything).

Take life as it comes…..

Straight, no chaser.

Keeping up with the Alchol theme.

So Cody and I hit Mill tonight because… I was bored… and so was he. So we hit Mill. I learned a few very important things tonight.

1. If the pool hall your at has attendant in the bathroom your crossing over into pretentious territory.

2. If most of the people there look like they are out of a Abercrombie and Fitch catalog and they look like they shop their too your crossing over into pretentious territory.

3. If it’s $4 for a Corona and they are “out of Guiness” your crossing over into pretentious territory

You actually cross into pretentious territory with a combo of any two items above. Cody and I hit the jackpot we got all 3!

Remember folks it’s just a pool hall not a dance club.

Beer….

So it’s no secret that I like beer… Light beer, dark beer, hoppy beer, holiday beer, summer beer, winter beer, wheat beer, rice beer. The list goes on and on and on and on.

This notion of beer love got me thinking tonight… What beers do I like and how can I share that with my loyal readership? Well ok 2.1 of you who drink beer, .5 of you is a pansy and only drink “whiskey” (pansy) and the .4 don’t drink at all (I admire you for your steadfastness but I can’t but wonder how you make it through the day)

So lets start at the beginning (where we should start will all things) and talk about my personal favorite…

Yes the true “King of Beers” actually you know that is a insult…. NO… Guiness is the Nectar of the Gods!

Actually Guiness is a stout… which is a very ummm stout beer. OK you know what let me go find a wikipedia entry for Guiness.

Hold ON… I found something even better… www.beerhunter.com Looks like the internet is for more then just P0rn!

“An extra-dark, almost black, top-fermenting brew, made with highly roasted malts. Sweet stout, an English style, is typified by Mackeson, which has only about 3.75 percent alcohol by volume in its domestic market but more than 5 in the Americas. Sweet stout usually contains milk sugars (lactose), and is a soothing restorative. Dry stout, the Irish style, is typified by Guinness, which comes in at around 4 percent in the British Isles, a little more in North America and as much as 8 in tropical countries. Dry stouts sometimes contain roasted unmalted barley. Imperial Stout, originally brewed as a winter warmer, for sale in the Tsarist Russian Empire, is medium dry and distinguished by its great strength: anything from 7 to more than 10.”

Guiness and I have a long history… but that is for another entry.

Moving on, there is a picture of me floating around holding a bottle of “Polygamy Porter”. Now this is significant for two reasons. 1. It’s the only “posed” picture of myself that I actually like and 2. It’s the only porter I’ve drank in the last couple of years that I’ve actually enjoyed.

Again from the dude at www.beerhunter.com

“A London style that became extinct, though it has recently been revived. It was a lighter-bodied companion to stout, and the most accurate revivals are probably the porters made by American micro-brewers like Sierra Nevada. Around 5 percent by volume. In some countries, the porter tradition remains in roasty-tasting dark brews that are bottom-fermented, and often of a greater strength.”
Polygamy porter is made by a micro brewer in…. Salt Lake City? OK looks like Mormons do drink beer the just don’t owe up to it. Anywhoo the quote is and the beer are both spot on… it’s got a “roasted nut” taste to it.

I’m also very fond of Fat Tire Amber Ale… Actually I like all ales… shit who are we kidding I like all beers…. but yeah Fat Tire is my favorite for regional type beer.

So let me just go ahead and list different beers I like and we can all move on.

Oak Creek Stout… It’s like Guiness only not quite as smooth a bit more bite to it. About the only good thing to come out of the relationship with the bitch.

Sam Adams… I’m again in the boat of liking just about anything this brewery puts out. Sam Adam’s Light is their best brew in my mind. Octoberfest is a close second.

There are many other beers… but that is for another time.

I leave you know with a view of my fridge from a month or two ago.

Mo-blogging…

And now you will know the power of this fully enabled spam station!

Ok maybe not… maybe it’s more like I finally got the whole picture from cell phone to blog thing to work. granted if I send one in the middle of the day your going to get a bunch of crap my cell carrier but that is why I edit and carry on.

Edit and carry on people.

Fear and Loathing at the movie theater….

Ok so I’ve finally caught up with the rest of the country and have seen Pirates 2…. I got to say I wasn’t as nearly as pleased with this one as I was with the first.  So I will now list for you my problems with Pirates 2. 

1. Orlando Bloom…. Shut up elf… No one wants to hear you talk in what really sounds like a fake English accent. 

2. Kiera Knightly… There was not nearly enough Kiera in this movie.  Now I realize it’s Disney and so it’s supposed to "family friendly"  but come on guys… When was the last time you saw a pirate movie where the heroine didn’t have ample cleavage?    Really?   OH and she looked like she was strung out on something the whole time.   Then again when I’ve seen pictures of her on the internet recently that is just how she looks so it’s probably pretty safe to assume that she’s strung out on something. 

3. Undead Monkey?  Well if it’s breathing isn’t it "Undead" I don’t know maybe I’m a little to sensitive this one.  Maybe if they described the monkey as "death impaired"…

"What do you have for me in trade?"

"We have this ‘death impaired’ monkey" BANG!

4. Limbs as oars….  Really… I know suspension of disbelief but come on guys every body knows that once a body has fully decomposed that the joints aren’t going to stay together especially when they are being used as oars and being dragged through the water like they were.

5. Davey Jones… OK I’m still trying to figure out how the crew has either humans or these weird human like hybrids… Only one person was how I truly expected them to be (Will Turner’s Father) I also was not happy with the lack of additional mollusk and other debris on the crew members.

And I thought Davey Jones was a spirit… Not a squid like person.

6. The flying Dutchman… Wait this ship is bringing harm to the people that encounter it?   What the hell I thought running into the flying Dutchman was a sign of good luck and fortune

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Dutchman

OK the Wikipedia doesn’t say anything about that so never mind….

Oh and getting back to crustaceans… Why wasn’t the flying Dutchman covered in them?

7. Plot Lines…. This movie had more plot lines then this post has gripes.  Actually the Ninja from askaninja.com had it right… If you had a part in this movie you had a plot line.  Think about he’s right…

The leg had a plot line
The Hat had a plot line
The Cracken had a plot line
The dress had a plot line
Every ship had a plot line
 
See pretty much everything had a plot line. 

So that is my take on the movie "Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man’s Chest"   Now if I only kind of liked this move imagine what I would have wrote if I really didn’t like it.

Notes from the stadiumi….

Know the followign things…..

1. If your going to a game in the new cardinals staduim sho3w up 3 hours early and come from the north.

3. 10 beers (2 of which are 40oz) and footbsall is nott a good mix.

This is the closeset to a drunk blog that you all will get for a very long time.