I don’t talk about work much…. but here are some out of context quotes from this week that hopefully you too drop on your coworkers
“We’re saving lives here man, were not rolling out grass and planting trees”
“When your space shuttle is going 19,000 miles an hour and 1 inch off the launch pad, you best make sure your shit is working like it should”
“Dan read your monitor” (As Dan is trying to figure out if a character is a “5” or a “S” on a 6 foot projected image)
Q – “Why do you guys have such big monitors?”
A – “Easier to look at porn on”