“More hay, Trigger?”
“No thanks Roy, I’m stuffed!”
Do not believe in miracles — rely on them
Those who don’t understand Linux are doomed to reinvent it, poorly. — unidentified source
‘Interesting how the Windows™ logo is a picture of a window deteriorating…
The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That’s where we come in; we’re computer professionals. We cause accidents. – Nathaniel Borenstein
“Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.” Dave Barry
Free speech only goes so far until you need the right to bear arms.
The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink. — Fran Lebowitz, “Interview”
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