Nothing less then the best in drivel blogging about nothing!
No really this thing has to be the Seinfeld of blogs… only not as funny and a lot less classy.
I need a couple of fart jokes… that is what I need.
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Damn I don’t have any fart jokes… So how about some random observations from life in Phoenix.
Wal-Mart my farvorite target, now I know most of you can relate to me on this one. When did it become nesscary to start carrying a GPS and Map to make your way through Wal-Mart? No really try finding something you don’t normally pick up. Now go to your nearest Wal-Mart Supercenter and try and find it.
Know where they keep the pesticides? You know the stuff for around the house ant traps, roach hotels, RAID that sort of thing. I will give you three guesses.
Nope it’s not in pet area (which is where I expected it to be)
Nope it’s not in hardware either (I need a hula hoe)
Nope it’s not with the house-hold chemicals… though you would be close I have seen it there before.
At the Wal-Mart I shop at it’s with the Bleach and Dishwasher soap.
Figure that one out… and yes I needed truly felt like I needed a Map and GPS. Yes a map that says Sock, Underwear, Video games all laid out in their respective areas…. Pesticides… crap that’s not on here… It’s gotta be over in the giant section marked “Unknown”
I fucking hate wal-mart…. it amazes me that I still go there.
So after wal-mart I decided that I needed to hit Pet whatever that is next to it. I wanted to see what kind of stuff they had and if there was anything worth buying since I’m cat sitting…
I did find two cat toys that I keep hearing batted around every 10 minutes or so. My guess is Frankie kind of likes them but isn’t sure what the hell they were.
But I did see something that just made me start laughing.
I don’t know if it was the eyes or the fact that the cat is holding a pot of grass….
I pretty sure it’s one of those things that is best left to other people to decide.