You know your a bachelor when….
Hemostats aren’t just for stopping massive amounts of bleeding, they also make handy clips to close your tortilla chips with
A Guiness for dinner is perfectly acceptable
A Fat Tire for Desert is also equally acceptable
You house has a strange odor and you think nothing of it.
It’s no longer a matter of having enough computers it’s now a matter of having to many computers
Not having any mail, phone calls, email, or any type of outside communication is not unusual (ok this may just be a me thing)
Chips, Cookies, Beer, and Water are the 4 major food groups
Appointment television is for squares (ok this is really more of a geek thing then a bachelor thing)
Cleaning the house is a bi-monthly event
Cleaning the bathroom is a bi-weekly event most of the time
You talk to yourself
You have arguments with yourself
And lose