So I was watching a movie last night (Magnum Force) and I had all the lights turned off in the house and it’s about 10:30 and I go… “Damn I want a beer” so I get up to get a beer… now I’ve lived in this place or a few years so I almost never turn the lights on when I go to the fridge or get a beer.
Currently I keep my beer in my keg freezer in the back room which has no light… (this part is important)
I’m going after a Coors in a bottle, since it’s late and I don’t want anything heavy… I feel around and find the right kind of bottle, put in a coozy, twist off the top and go back to my movie…
I start drinking and after the third drink I think to my self… did I get a bad Coors? (Yes yes I know there is no such thing as a “good” Coors)
Once again I pause the movie turn on the light to look at the expiration date and to my horror discover I have not a brown bottle of Coors but a clear bottle of Highlife??
Damn… it’s the last of the beer from 4th of July… foiled by Curtis yet again.
And he wasn’t even trying this time (probably)
Highlife is showing up EVERYWHERE! It’s like a bad beer assault. Fortunately, Personal Jesus drops in periodically to take care of “The Intruders” for us.
Also, never underestimate Curtis. He was definitely trying. Don’t you hear that maniacal laughter in your ear? I thought so.
I was laughing maniacally until I read Cody’s comment.. then I was just laughing.